The Long Game Season 1 Episode 7

Sorry I didn't write a review yesterday, had family over. probably won't have one tomorrow either because I'll be at disney land. Also I will be adding a "scariness rating" as suggested by someone in a comment. Please look in the new tab above to see how I rate it. Here it is! Who review number eight.

This episode gets a scariness Rating of (Drum-roll please!) 1.5! not very scary. the only scary things were the Jagrafess and the zombie people that control the computer.

Very interesting episode, it made me think a lot. Don't worry, satellite 5 comes back later

Things I like about this episode:

I love how Rose tries to impress Adam once he gets out of the TARDIS. The quote is in the quotes section a little lower. It's funny.

I like how the editor calls The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe, Max.

When Adam goes home and his mom comes into his room and says its amazing how time flies just like that!(she snaps her fingers and the chip in his head opens) its funny but you kinda have to see it to get it.

When the Jagrafess explodes.

Things I don't like about this episode:

The Jagrafess is all slimy and gross.

When Adam sends information to his phone.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

[The Doctor and Rose exit the TARDIS first]

The Doctor: So, it's 200,000, it's a spaceship—no, wait a minute—space station, and uh... go try that gate over there. Okay, off you go.

Rose: 200,000? [The Doctor nods, and leans back against the wall as Adam exits the TARDIS]

Adam: Where are we?

Rose: Good question. Let's see. So, um, judging by the architecture, I'd say we're around the year [looks at the Doctor] 200,000? If you listen, engines. We're on some sort of space station. Yeah, definitely a space station. It's a bit warm in here. They could turn the heating down. Tell you what, let's try that gate. Come on.

Rose: [Looking out over the earth] That's...well, I'll let The Doctor explain, he does it better.

The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. And there it is: planet Earth at its height. Covered with megacities, five moons, population 96 billion. The hub of a galactic domain, stretching across a million planets, a million species. With mankind right in the middle.

[Adam faints]

The Doctor: [leans towards Rose, still looking out over the Earth] He's your boyfriend.

Rose: [monotone] Not anymore.

The Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in! Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers! [beat] Or is that just me?

Adam: This technology, it's amazing.
The Doctor: This technology's wrong.
Rose: Trouble?
The Doctor pleased: Oh yeah.

Rose: What about you? You're not a jagra-belly—
The Doctor: Jagrafess.
Rose: You're not a jagrafess. You're human.
The Editor: Yeah, well, simply being human doesn't pay very well.

The Doctor: Um, this is going to sound daft, but can you tell me where I am?
Cathica: Floor 139. Could they write it any bigger?
The Doctor: Floor 139 of what?
Cathica: Must have been a hell of a party.
Suki: You're on Satellite Five.
The Doctor: What's Satellite Five?
Cathica: Come on. How could you get on board without knowing where you are?
The Doctor: Look at me. I'm stupid.

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TARDIS!