The Parting Of The Ways Season 1 Episode 13

Well, now we know what bad wolf means!(if your just reading the review and you haven't seen the episode then this should sort of explain it http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Bad_Wolf_meme)
yay!! The Doctor wins the Time War... again... For now..... Well The Doctor regenerates, sad to see Eccleston go, but David Tennant is a great doctor!

This episode gets a scariness rating of 2! The Doctor, Rose, Jack, and all the humans on earth almost get killed, well Jack does die but Rose brings him back to life. Daleks. their not really scary anymore. lots of people get killed.

I really like this episode. It shows that The Doctor is changing his ways, like how he couldn't activate the delta wave because it would kill the humans, even though it would kill all the Daleks.

Things I like about this episode:

The Daleks are all gone!!! not really.. but for now they are!!

Yeah Jack isn't dead!!! But whats going to happen to him now?!???

Things I don't like about this episode:

The Daleks, They never die. I know I've said that a lot but its true!

when everyone on satalite 5 (well I guess its the game station now) dies. except for The Doctor, Rose, and Jack.

Its always sad to see a Doctor regenerate, they're always so awesome.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

Emperor Dalek: We waited here in the dark space, damaged but rebuilding. Centuries passed and we quietly infiltrated the systems of Earth, harvesting the waste of humanity: the prisoners, the refugees, the dispossessed; they all came to us. The bodies were filleted, pulped, sifted. The seed of the human race is perverted. Only one cell in a billion was fit to be nurtured. 
The Doctor: So you created an army of Daleks out of the dead. 
Rose Tyler: That makes them, half human. 
Emperor Dalek: [shouts] Those words are blasphemy! 
Dalek #1: Do not blaspheme! 
Dalek #2: Do not blaspheme! Do not blaspheme! 
Emperor Dalek: Everything human has been purged. I cultivated pure and blessed Dalek. 
The Doctor: Since when did the Daleks have a concept of blasphemy?


The Dalek Emperor: Do not interrupt! Do not interrupt!
The Doctor: I think you're forgetting something. I'm the Doctor and if there's one thing I can do it's talk. I've got give billion languages and you haven't got one way of stopping me. So if anybody's gonna shut up, it's you!  (Daleks back away)


The Doctor: You know what they call me in the ancient legends on the Dalek home world? "The Oncoming Storm". You might have removed all your emotions, but I reckon right down deep in your DNA there's one little spark left. And that's fear. Doesn't it just burn when you face me?


The Doctor: Is that it? Useless! Nul points. It's alright, c'mon out. That force field can hold back anything.
Captain Jack: Almost anything.
The Doctor: Yes, but I wasn't going to tell them that. Thanks.
Captain Jack: Sorry.


The Dalek Emperor: I am the god of all Daleks.
Daleks: Worship him! Worship him!
The Doctor: They're insane. Hiding in silence for hundreds of years, that's enough to drive anyone mad. But it's worse than that. Driven mad by your own flesh. The stink of humanity. You hate your own existence. And that makes them more deadly than ever.


Captain Jack: If you hear fighting up above—if you hear us dying—then tell me that the Daleks aren't real.


The Doctor to the Dalek: The whole universe is in danger if I let you live. D'you see, Jack? That's the decision I've got to make for every living thing. Die as a human or live as a Dalek. What would you do?
Captain Jack: You sent her home. She's safe. Keep working.
Dalek Emperor: But he will exterminate you!
Captain Jack: Never doubted him, never will.



The Doctor: Now you tell me, god of all Daleks, 'cause there's one thing I never worked out. The words Bad Wolf. Spread across time and space. Everywhere. Drawing me in. How'd you manage that?
Dalek Emperor: I did nothing.
The Doctor: Oh c'mon, there's no secrets now, your worship.
Dalek Emperor: They're no part of my design. This is the truth of god.

Jack:This is it ladies and gentlemen we are at war!

Jackie: Right. You've only got this until six o'clock, so get on with it.
Rose: Mom, where the hell'd you get that from?
Jackie: Rodrigo. He owes me a favor. Never mind why, but you were right about your dad, sweetheart. He was full of mad ideas. And this is exactly what he would have done.


The Doctor: You really want to think about this. Because if I activate the signal, every living creature dies.
Dalek Emperor: I am immortal.
The Doctor: D'you want to put that to the test?
Dalek Emperor: I want to see you become like me. Hail the Doctor! The great exterminator!
The Doctor: I'll do it!
Dalek Emperor: Then prove yourself, Doctor. What are you? Coward or killer?
The Doctor: ......Coward. Any day.


Rose: I can see everything. All that is, all that was, all that ever could be.
The Doctor: That's what I see. All the time. And doesn't it drive you mad?
Rose: My head—
The Doctor: Come here.
Rose: —is killing me.
The Doctor: I think you need a doctor.


The Doctor: Rose Tyler. I was going to take you to so many places. Barcelona. Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'd love it. Fantastic place. They've got dogs with no noses. Imagine how many times a day you end up telling that joke. And it's still funny.
Rose: Then why can't we go?
The Doctor: Maybe you will. Maybe I will. But not like this.
Rose: You're not making sense.
The Doctor: I might never make sense again. I might two heads. Or no head. Imagine me with no head! And don't say that's an improvement. It's a bit dodgy, this process. You never know what you're going to end up with.


The Doctor: Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you, you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I.


The Doctor: Hello! Oo. New teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh that's right. Barcelona!


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Bad Wolf Season 1 Episode 12

Yeah!!! Another review, finally!

Yay!! Bad Wolf is finally going to be explained.. well, soon.
I really like this episode. Well, it's horrible how people are "Disintegrated" and killed in other ways for other people's entertainment, but I enjoy it because things are being explained, The Doctor is so determined to save Rose and destroy the Daleks for good.

The scariness rating for this episode is.... 1.3! The scary things are, the Controller, The Daleks, and when Rose and other people get disintegrated.

Things I like about this episode:

When The Doctor realizes that he was not transmatted on accident so he brakes the companies property and  goes into the disintegration room and says something like, come on, disintegrate me!! what are you waiting for!! Then it has a count down to his disintegration and it says 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... Then it just stops and doesn't disintegrate him and then he knows that he was brought there on purpose.

I love when the Daleks show up on the screen and this happens
Dalek: It is the Doctor. He has located us. Open communications channel! 
Dalek: The female will stand! Stand! 
[the screen comes up] 
Dalek: I will talk to the Doctor. 
The Doctor: Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello! 
Dalek: The Dalek stratagem nears completion. The fleet is almost ready. You will not intervene. 
The Doctor: Oh, really? Why's that then? 
Dalek: We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated. 
The Doctor: No. 
[everyone looks at The Doctor, stunned] 
Dalek: Explain yourself. 
The Doctor: I said no. 
Dalek: What is the meaning of this negative? 
The Doctor: It means no! 
Dalek: But she will be destroyed! 
The Doctor: *No*! 'Cause this is what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna rescue her! I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I'm gonna save the Earth, and *then* - just to finish you off - I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky! 
Dalek: But you have no weapons, no defences, no *plan*! 
The Doctor: Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death? 
[to Rose] 
The Doctor: Rose? 
Rose: Yes, Doctor? 
The Doctor: I'm coming to get you.

He just totally denies them! I love that!1!

Things I don't like about this episode:


The Daleks. they never die. The Doctor destroys them soooooo many times and they keep coming back! when will they die!

Why would anyone want to watch any of these shows?!!!? They're just sick!!

The Controller is kinda gross, She's like a living computer processor or something.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

Android 1: And now it's time for the face off.
Jack: What does that mean? Do I get to compete with someone else?
Android 1: No. Like I said, "Face. Off." I think you'd look good with a dog's head.
Android 2: Or maybe no head at all. That would be so outrageous.
Android 1: And we could stitch your legs to the middle of your chest.
Android 2: Nothing is too extreme. It's to die for.
Jack: Hold on, ladies. I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.
Android 1: But you're unarmed.
Android 2: You're naked!
Android 1 : But that's a compact laser deluxe!
Android 1: Where were you hiding that?
Jack: You really don't want to know.


Lynda: You were here a hundred years ago?
The Doctor: Yep.
Lynda: You're looking good on it.
The Doctor: I moisturize.


The Doctor: The human race, brainless sheep being fed on a diet of— mind you, have you still got that program where three people have to live with a bear?


Jack: Captain Jack Harkness.
Lynda: Lynda Moss.
Jack: Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss.
The Doctor: You mind flirting outside?
Jack: I was just saying hello.
The Doctor: For you that's flirting.
Lynda: I'm not complaining.
Jack: Muchas gracias. kisses her hand.


The Doctor: Who's in charge of this place? This satellite's more than a game station. Who killed Rose Tyler? I want an answer!
Male Lackey: She can't reply. The Doctor turns to him. Don't shoot!
The Doctor: Oh, don't be so fey. Like I was ever going to shoot. throws him the gun. Captain, we've got more guards on the way up. Secure the exits.
Captain Jack: Yes, sir.
The Doctor: You, what were you saying?
Male Lackey: But... I've got your gun.
The Doctor: Okay, so shoot me. Why can't she answer?
Male Lackey: She's, uh, can I put this down?
The Doctor: If you want. Just hurry up.


You're not allowed in there. Archive Six is out-of-bounds.
Captain Jack brandishing his guns: Do I look like an out-of-bounds sort of guy?


Lackey: If you're not holding us hostage then open the door and let us out. The staff are terrified!
The Doctor: That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day.
Lackey: That's not our fault. We're just doing our jobs.
The Doctor: And with that sentence you just lost the right to even talk to me. Now back off!


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The Long Game Season 1 Episode 7

Sorry I didn't write a review yesterday, had family over. probably won't have one tomorrow either because I'll be at disney land. Also I will be adding a "scariness rating" as suggested by someone in a comment. Please look in the new tab above to see how I rate it. Here it is! Who review number eight.

This episode gets a scariness Rating of (Drum-roll please!) 1.5! not very scary. the only scary things were the Jagrafess and the zombie people that control the computer.

Very interesting episode, it made me think a lot. Don't worry, satellite 5 comes back later

Things I like about this episode:

I love how Rose tries to impress Adam once he gets out of the TARDIS. The quote is in the quotes section a little lower. It's funny.

I like how the editor calls The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe, Max.

When Adam goes home and his mom comes into his room and says its amazing how time flies just like that!(she snaps her fingers and the chip in his head opens) its funny but you kinda have to see it to get it.

When the Jagrafess explodes.

Things I don't like about this episode:

The Jagrafess is all slimy and gross.

When Adam sends information to his phone.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

[The Doctor and Rose exit the TARDIS first]

The Doctor: So, it's 200,000, it's a spaceship—no, wait a minute—space station, and uh... go try that gate over there. Okay, off you go.

Rose: 200,000? [The Doctor nods, and leans back against the wall as Adam exits the TARDIS]

Adam: Where are we?

Rose: Good question. Let's see. So, um, judging by the architecture, I'd say we're around the year [looks at the Doctor] 200,000? If you listen, engines. We're on some sort of space station. Yeah, definitely a space station. It's a bit warm in here. They could turn the heating down. Tell you what, let's try that gate. Come on.

Rose: [Looking out over the earth] That's...well, I'll let The Doctor explain, he does it better.

The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. And there it is: planet Earth at its height. Covered with megacities, five moons, population 96 billion. The hub of a galactic domain, stretching across a million planets, a million species. With mankind right in the middle.

[Adam faints]

The Doctor: [leans towards Rose, still looking out over the Earth] He's your boyfriend.

Rose: [monotone] Not anymore.

The Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in! Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers! [beat] Or is that just me?

Adam: This technology, it's amazing.
The Doctor: This technology's wrong.
Rose: Trouble?
The Doctor pleased: Oh yeah.

Rose: What about you? You're not a jagra-belly—
The Doctor: Jagrafess.
Rose: You're not a jagrafess. You're human.
The Editor: Yeah, well, simply being human doesn't pay very well.

The Doctor: Um, this is going to sound daft, but can you tell me where I am?
Cathica: Floor 139. Could they write it any bigger?
The Doctor: Floor 139 of what?
Cathica: Must have been a hell of a party.
Suki: You're on Satellite Five.
The Doctor: What's Satellite Five?
Cathica: Come on. How could you get on board without knowing where you are?
The Doctor: Look at me. I'm stupid.

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