The Doctor Dances Season 1 Episode 10

TENTH REVIEW!!!!!!

I really like this episode, its a great ending to this two part story. I'm also glad that The Doctor, Rose, and Jack didn't get infected and turn into gas mask people.

This episode gets a scariness rating of 5! Gas mask zombies, almost being blown to bits by a German bomb which if you look closely it says "Schlechter Wolf" which translates to Bad Wolf, These two words keep popping  up all over the place, I wonder what they mean?

Things I like about this episode:

When the typewriter starts typing "Are you my mummy?". Its creepy.

When Jamie gets tuned back into person.

Things I don't like about this episode:

When The Doctor throws the nano-genes to all the sick people I thought it would look cooler.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

The Doctor: Close the door, will you? Your ship's about to blow up. There's gonna be a draft.


Rose: Welcome to the TARDIS.
Jack: Much bigger on the inside.
The Doctor: You better be.
Rose: I think what the Doctor is trying to say is, you may cut in.
The Doctor: Rose, I've just remembered.
Rose: What?
The Doctor: I can dance. I can dance!
Rose: Actually, Doctor, I thought Jack might like this dance.
The Doctor: I'm sure he would Rose. I'm absolutely certain. But who with?


Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!
The Doctor: Who says I'm not? Red bicycle when you were twelve.
Rose: What?
The Doctor: And everybody lives, Rose! Everybody lives! I need more days like this.
Rose: Doctor—
The Doctor: Go on, ask me anything. I'm on fire!


Mrs. Harker: Dr. Constantine.
Mr. Constantine: Mrs. Harcourt. How much better you're looking.
Mrs. Harcourt : My leg's grown back. When I come to the 'ospital I had one leg.
Mr. Constantine: Well, there is a war on. Is it possible you miscounted?


The Doctor: We were talking about dancing.
Captain Jack: It didn't look like talking.
Rose: Didn't feel like dancing.


The Doctor: You just assume I don't dance.
Rose: What? Are you telling me you do dance?
The Doctor: Nine hundred years old, me. I've been around a bit. I think you can assume at some point I've danced.
Rose: You?
The Doctor: Problem?
Rose: Doesn't the universe implode or something if you dance?
The Doctor: Well I've got the moves but I wouldn't want to boast.
Rose: You've got the moves? Show me your moves.
The Doctor: Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete.
Rose: Jack will be back. He'll get us out. The world doesn't end because the Doctor dances.

The Doctor: Come on, we're not done yet. Assets! Assets!
Jack: Well, I've got a banana and in a pinch you could put up some shelves.

Captain Jack: Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Captain Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic."?
The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?

The Doctor: Go now! Don't drop the banana!
Captain Jack: Why not?
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!

The Doctor: Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very very angry with you. I'm very very cross! Go to your room! the infected patients go back to bed. I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.

The Doctor: Sonic Blaster. 54th century. Weapons factory at Villengard?
Captain Jack: You've been to the factories?
The Doctor: Once.
Captain Jack: Well they're gone now. Destroyed. Main reactor went critical. Vaporized the lot.
The Doctor: Like I said: once. There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.

The Empty Child Season 1 Episode 9

#9!! Part one.
This episode gets a scariness rating of....... 5! Pretty scary! creepy people in gas masks who want their "mummy", and have the ability to talk through any speaker(Even if its not real), and who should be dead because of the injuries they have. Watch this episode its awesome!! And watch the next one. just watch all of them.

This episode is one of the best!! how did someone come up with this, its so cool!!! Sometimes when I watch this episode at night Half way through I'll get up and lock the door. scares me every time!

Things I like about this episode:

The Empty Child is sooo awesome and creepy!!!

The Doctors cool little binoculars that he looks at the hospital with. I want some.

I liked everything!

Things I don't like about this episode:

Nothing really.

Things that scared me in this episode(I'll only do this when the scariness rating is over five):

When doctor Constantine turns into an empty child. 

At the end when The Doctor, Rose, and Jack are about to get caught by all the empty people in the hospital.

Except I already know what happens.

Whenever the empty people are there.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

Doctor: [as the empty child approaches] Go to your room. Go to your room! I mean it! I am very, very angry with you. I am very, very cross. Go to your room! [they turn to leave] 

I’m really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words. 

The Doctor: One day, just one day, maybe, I'm going to meet somebody who gets the whole "don't wander off" thing. 

The Doctor: And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving. 

Captain Jack: I've got you. You're fine, you're just fine. The tractor beam, it can scramble your head just a little. 
Rose: Hello. 
Captain Jack: Hello. 
Rose: Hello. Sorry, there was 'hello' twice there. Dull, but, you know, thorough. 
Captain Jack: Are you all right? 
Rose: I'm fine! Why, you expecting me to faint? 
Captain Jack: You look a little dizzy. 
Rose: What about you? You're not even in focus...! Oh, boll... 
[faints] 

The Doctor: D'you know how long you can knock around space without happening to bump into Earth? 
Rose: Five days? Or is that just when we're out of milk? 
The Doctor: All the species in all the universe and it has to come out of a cow!

The Doctor: You're very sick. 
Doctor Constantine: Dying, I should think. I just haven't been able to find the time. 

The Doctor: [Nancy locks the door on the Child] What's this, then? It's never easy being the only child left out in the cold, you know. 
Nancy: I suppose you'd know. 
The Doctor: I do, actually, yes. 
Nancy: It's not exactly a child. 

Rose: What's the emergency? 
The Doctor: It's mauve. 
Rose: Mauve? 
The Doctor: Universally recognised colour for danger. 
Rose: What happened to red? 
The Doctor: That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp. Oh, the misunderstandings! All those red alerts, all that dancing. 

The Empty Child: Are you my Mummy?

Captain Jack Harkness: Saw your time-travel vehicle. Love the retro look, by the way. Nice panels. 

Rose: So, who are you supposed to be then? 
Captain Jack: [handing her a card] Captain Jack Harkness, 133 Squadron, Royal Air Force. American volunteer. 
Rose: Liar. This is psychic paper. It tells me whatever you want it to tell me. 
Captain Jack: How do you know? 
Rose: Two things. One, I have a friend that uses this all the time, and two, you just handed me a piece of paper telling me you're single and you work out. 
Captain Jack: Tricky thing, psychic paper. 
Rose: Yeah. Can't let your mind wander when you're handing it over. 
Captain Jack: [reading the paper she's just handed back] Oh, you sort of have a boyfriend called Mickey Smith, but you consider yourself to be footloose and fancy-free. 
Rose: What? 
Captain Jack: Actually the word you use is "available". 
Rose: No way. 
Captain Jack: And another one, "very". 

TARDIS!