The Age of Steel Season 2 Episode 6

Well a good ending to that story like always. so far.... 

The Cybermen aren't my favorite bad guys, just like The Daleks they keep coming back. they're hard to get rid of. But I don't think The Doctor will fail us.

This episode gets a scariness rating of 1.75. A lot of people are killed(alternate Jackie, Ricky, Mrs. Moore, and anyone else that was upgraded) or "Upgraded"(well I guess dying is just as bad as being upgraded),
and The Cybermen are pretty creepy.

Things I like about this episode:

YAAAAAYY!!! The Doctor, Rose, and Mickey all make it out alive!!! Again!..... Things change though.

When John Lumic AKA the Cyber controller is climbing up the rope ladder and Pete uses the sonic to cut the rope and Mr Lumic falls into the exploding factory. it looks really cool!

When Mickey says he learned to fly a zeppelin on PlayStation.

When The Doctor uses the Artron power cell(little glowing blue thingy) to disintegrate a bunch of Cybermen.

Things I don't like about this episode:

When Ricky is killed, it's sad because Mickey and him would have been such a great teem.

Mickey leaves Rose For the first time, except now he's leaving to a parallel universe. Sad... I liked Mickey. But this isn't the last of him!!

When Mrs. Moore is killed by a cyberman. She was so smart, I think The Doctor might have taken her with him if she hadn't died.

When Rose leaves her "dad" behind, but he wasn't really her dad so I guess its okay. But it's still not the last of him.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

Mrs. Moore: Finished chatting? I've never seen a slower getaway in my life!

Alt-Pete: I thought I was broadcasting to the security services. What do I get? Scooby Doo and his gang. They've even got the van.
Mickey: No no no. But the Preacher's not what he's doing. Ricky said he's London's most wanted.
Ricky: Yeah that's not exactly...
Mickey: Not exactly what?
Ricky: I'm London's most wanted for parking tickets.
Pete: Oh great.
Ricky: Yeah, they were deliberate. I was fighting the system. Park anywhere, that's me.
The Doctor: Good policy. I do much the same. I'm the Doctor, by the way. If anyone's interested.
Rose: And I'm Rose. Hello.
Pete: Even better. That's the name of my dog. Still, at least I've got the catering staff on my side.

The Doctor: You haven't got a hot dog in there, have you? I'm starving.
Mrs. Moore: Of all the things to wish for. That's mechanically-recovered meat.
The Doctor: I know. It's Cybermen of food but it's tasty.

Alt-Pete: We could die in there. Why are you doing this?
Rose: Let's just say I'm doing it for my mom and dad.

Jake: Two guards. We can take them.
Mickey: Don't kill them.
Jake: Who put you in charge?
Mickey: If you kill them, what's the difference between you and the Cybermen?

The Doctor: I've been captured. But don't worry, Rose and Pete are out there. They can rescue me. Oh well, never mind.

The Doctor: Oh Lumic. You're a clever man. I'd call you a genius except I'm in the room.

Lumic: What have you done?
The Doctor: I gave them back their souls. And it's killing them!

Rose: Mickey, where'd you learn to fly that thing?!
Mickey: Playstation. Just hold on Rose. I'm coming to get you.

Mickey: I know it's not easy with my face looking exactly like Ricky. But I'm a different man, I'm not replacing him. But we can remember him by fighting in his name. Of all the Cyberfactories out there, d'you think there'd be one in Paris?
Jake: Yeah.
Mickey: Then let's go liberate Paris.
Jake: What, you and me? In a van?
Mickey: Nothing wrong with a van. I once saved the Universe with a big yellow truck.

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Rise of The Cybermen Season 2 Episode 5

Noooo the TARDIS is dead!! How are they going to get back to their universe?! How are they going to escape the Cybermen and defeat them?(well I've seen it before so i know) 


I like this episode, it's a good way to introduce The Cybermen, and 


This episode gets a scariness rating of 1.25. not to scary, Cybermen who kill a lot of people, creepy old guy who wants to become a robot, and a second Mickey, well his name is Ricky.


Things I like about this episode:


Haha! The Doctor was right!! Mickey's name is Ricky in an alternate universe! in Aliens of London he says.

Mickey Smith: I bet you don't even remember my name. 
The Doctor: Ricky. 
Mickey Smith: It's Mickey. 
The Doctor: No, it's Ricky. 
Mickey Smith: I think I know my own name. 
The Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you? 

When The Doctor and Rose are waiters at Jackie's birthday party. They could have been anyone because The Doctor used the psychic paper, but nooo they had to be waiters..... kinda weird.


Things I don't like about this episode:


NOOOO!!! Rose and The Doctor are about to be killed!! Well we'll see what happens. 


When a bunch of homeless people are "Upgraded" into Cybermen.


John Lumic is a twisted person. It's really creepy how he eventually wants to become a cyberman. Basically he wants to be God. 


 Awesome quotes from this episode:


The Doctor: She's dead. The TARDIS is dead.
Rose: You can fix it?
The Doctor: There's nothing to fix. She's perished. The last TARDIS in the Universe, extinct.
Rose: We can get help, yeah?
The Doctor: Where from?
Rose: Well, we've landed. We've got to be somewhere.
The Doctor: We fell out of the Vortex. Through the Void into nothingness. We're in some sort of noplace. A silent realm. A lost dimension.
Mickey looking outside: Otherwise known as London.


The Doctor: This is not your world.
Mickey: But if the date's the same.... It's parallel, right? Am I right, like a parallel Earth where they've got Zeppelins? Am I right? I'm right, aren't I?
The Doctor: Must be.
Rose: So a parallel world where—
Mickey: Oh come on, you've seem it on films. Like an alternative to our world, where everything's the same but a little bit different. Like, I don't know, traffic lights are blue. Tony Blair never got elected.
Rose: And he's still alive. A parallel world where my dad's still alive.


Alt-Jackie Tyler: Look, you didn't even notice did you? {shows him the earpiece.} Special delivery. Got sent round today. Birthday present from Mr. Lumic. Latest model. Diamond-studded. Pick up signals from Venezuala.
Alt-Pete Tyler: Why would you want to pick up signals from Venezuela?
Alt-Jackie: Well I don't know. But now I can find out.


Lumic: If the president of Great Britain can make this meeting then so can you.
Alt-Pete: I don't know, he's not married to Jackie is he.


The Doctor: If I could just get this thing to— {The Doctor kicks the TARDIS}
Mickey: Did that help?
The Doctor: Yes.
Mickey: Did that hurt?
The Doctor: Yes.


Mickey: I've seen it in comics. People are popping from one alternative world to another. It's easy.
The Doctor: Not in the real world. Used to be easy. When the Time Lords kept their eye on everything. You could pop between realities, home in time for tea. Then they died and took it all with them. The walls of reality closed. The worlds were sealed. And everything became a bit less kind.


Jake: What are you doing there?
Ricky: What am I doing here? {about Mickey} What am I doing there?




Ricky: You're talking to London's most wanted. But target number one is Lumic and we are going to bring him down.
Mickey: From your kitchen.
Ricky: Have you got a problem with that?
Mickey: No. It's a good kitchen.


Rose: What, are they, robots?
The Doctor: Worse than that.
President: Who were these people?
Lumic: Doesn't matter.
Rose: They're people.
The Doctor: They were. 'Til they had all their humanity taken away. It's a living brain jammed inside a cybernetic body. With a heart of steel. All emotions removed.
Rose: Why no emotion?
The Doctor: Because it hurts.


Cyberman: Every citizen will receive a free upgrade. You will become like us.
President: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for what's been done to you. But listen to me, this experiment ends. Tonight.
Cyberman: Upgrading is compulsory.
President: And if I refuse?
The Doctor: Don't.
President: What if I refuse?
The Doctor: I'm telling you, don't!
President: What happens if I refuse?
Cyberman: Then you are not compatible.
President: What happens then?
Cyberman: You will be deleted.


Cyberman: Delete, Delete, Delete!


Hopefully they don't get "Deleted".


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The Girl In The Fireplace Season 2 Episode 4

What a weird spaceship punching holes through the universe to spy on a lady from France in 1727.

This episode gets a scariness rating of 1.75! Scary robots that are spying on a lady from France, and who have killed and cut up the crew for spare parts. one part that always startles me is when The Doctor is looking under Reinette's bed and finds the robot and then it jumps up from under the bed in this really quick movement. You expect it, but then it just happens. you kinda have to see it to get it.

Things I like about this episode:

The Clockwork Droids are really cool, but kinda creepy.

When The Doctor freezes the clockwork droid and Mickey says this. Mickey: Excellent! Ice gun.

The Doctor: Fire extinguisher. 

When The Doctor finds a horse on the spaceship and it follows him around.

Things I don't like about this episode:


When Rose and Mickey almost get cut up for parts on the ship.


It's kinda sad that Madam de pompadour dies before The Doctor can take her to see the stars. This isn't the only time this happens, it happens a few more times.


Awesome quotes from this episode:


Rose: Oh, here's trouble. What have you been up to?
Doctor: Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat. Picked a fight with a clockwork man. (Horse whinnies in the background) Oh, and I met a horse.
Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship?! Get a little perspective.


Mickey: It's a spaceship. Brilliant! I got a spaceship on my first go.

Rose: It looks kind of abandoned. Anyone on board?

The Doctor: Nah. Nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan. In case of something dangerous.


Reinette: Monsieur, what are you doing in my fireplace?

The Doctor: Oh it's just a... routine fire check. Can you tell me what year it is?

Reinette: Of course I can. Seventeen hundred and twenty-seven.

The Doctor: Right. Lovely. One of my favorites. August is rubbish though. Stay indoors.


Mickey: You said this was the 51st century.
The Doctor: I also said this ship was generating enough power to punch a hole in the Universe. I think we just found the hole. Must be a spaceship with a spatio-temporal hyperlink.

Mickey: What's that?

The Doctor: No idea. Just made it up. Didn't want to say "Magic Door".

The Doctor: Okay, that's scary.

Reinette: You're scared of a broken clock?

The Doctor: Just a bit scared, yeah. Just a little tiny bit. 'Cause you see, if this clock's broken—and it's the only clock in the room... {the ticking gets louder.} Then what's that? 'Cause you see, that's not a clock. You can tell by the resonance. Too big. Six feet I'd say. Size of a man.

Reinette: Monsieur, be careful!

The Doctor: Just a nightmare, Reinette. Don't worry about it. Everyone has nightmares. Even monsters from under the bed have nightmares. Don't you, monster?

Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about?

The Doctor: Me!

Reinette: It is customary, I think, to have an imaginary friend only during one's childhood. You are to be congratulated on your persistence.

The Doctor: Reinette. Well. Goodness how you've grown.

Reinette: And you do not appear to have aged a single day. That is tremendously impolite of you.

Reinette: How could you be a stranger to me? I've known you since I was seven years old.

The Doctor: Yeah. I suppose you have. I came the quick route.

Reinette: You seem to be flesh and blood at any rate, but the is absurd. Reason tells me you cannot be real.

The Doctor: Oh, you never want to listen to reason.

The Doctor: [quite and confused] Poisson?... 

[shocked and excited] 

The Doctor: No, no, no way, Reinette Poisson? Later Madame D'Etoiles, later still mistress of Louis the XV, uncrowned Queen of French? Actress, artist, musician, dancer, courtesan. Fantastic gardener! 

French Servant: Who the heck are you?!

The Doctor: [triumphant] I'm the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour! 

The Doctor: Rose? Mickey? Every time! Every time! It's rule one. “Don't wander off.” I tell them, I do. Rule one. There could be anything on this ship. {sees a horse}

 Rose: We found a camera with an eye in it. And there was a heart wired into the machinery.
The Doctor: It's just doing what it was programmed to do. Repairing the ship any way it can with whatever it can find. No one told it the crew weren't on the menu. What did you say the flight deck smelled of?
Rose: Someone cooking.
The Doctor: Flesh plus heat. Barbeque.

Rose: Why her? You've got all of history to choose from. Why specifically her?
Clockwork Woman: We are the same.
Reinette: We are not the same. We are in no sense the same.

 The Doctor: It's back on the ship. Rose, take Mickey and Arthur, get after it, follow it. Don't approach it, just watch where it goes.
Rose: Arthur?
The Doctor: Good name for a horse.
Rose: No, you're not keeping the horse.
The Doctor: I let you keep Mickey. Now go go go!

Reinette: Fireplace Man. You are in my mind.
The Doctor: Oh dear, Reinette. You've had some cowboys in here.

Reinette: Doctor. So lonely. So very very alone.
The Doctor: What do you mean, alone? You've never been alone in your life. {realizing} When did you start calling me Doctor?
Reinette: Such a lonely little boy. Lonely then and lonelier now. How can you bear it?
The Doctor: How did you do that?
Reinette: A door once opened may be stepped through in either direction. Oh Doctor. My lonely Doctor. Dance with me.
The Doctor: I can't.
Reinette: Dance with me.
The Doctor: This is the night you dance with the King.
Reinette: Then first I shall make him jealous.
The Doctor: I can't.
Reinette: Doctor. Doctor who? It's more than just a secret, isn't it?
The Doctor: What did you see?
Reinette: That there comes a time, Time Lord, when every lonely little boy must learn how to dance.

Clockwork Man: You are compatible.
Rose: Well, you might want to think about that. You really really might. Because me and Mickey, we didn't come here alone. Oh no. And trust me, you wouldn't want to mess with our designated driver.

Rose: Oh, look at what the cat dragged in. The Oncoming Storm.
The Doctor: Mm. You sound just like your mother.
Rose: What have you been doing? Where have you been?
The Doctor: Well... among other things I think I just invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. Do you know they'd never even seen a banana before. Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good.

I love this quote!

The Doctor: Oh ho ho... brilliant! It's you! You're my favorite, you are. You are the best. You know why? 'Cause you're so thick! You're Mr. Thick Thick Thickety Thickface from Thicktown. Thickania! ... And so's your dad.

The Doctor: Multi-grade Anti-oil. If it moves, it doesn't.

Reinette: The monsters and the Doctor. It seems you cannot have one without the other.
Rose: Tell me about it. The thing is, you weren't supposed to have either. Those creatures are messing with history. None of this was ever supposed to happen to you.
Reinette: "Supposed to happen". What does that mean? It happened, child. And I would not have it any other way. One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.  

Reinette: Those screams. Is that my future?
Rose: Yeah. I'm sorry.
Reinette: Then I must take the slower path.

Rose: Are you okay?
Reinette: No. I'm very afraid. But you and I know—don't we, Rose—the Doctor is worth the monsters.

Reinette: You think I fear you. But I do not fear you even now. You are merely the nightmare of my childhood. The monster from under my bed. And if my nightmare can return to plague me then rest assured, so will yours.

King Louis: What the heck is going on?
Reinette: Oh. This is my lover, the King of France.
The Doctor: Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time.

The Doctor: Give me two minutes. Pack a bag.
Reinette: Am I going somewhere?
The Doctor: Go to the window. Pick a star. Any star.

Wow! A lot of great quotes!

TARDIS!

School Reunion Season 2 Episode 3

Hey, it's Sarah Jane Smith! just in case you don't know who Sarah Jane Smith is look here.

This episode gets a scariness rating of 2. scary bat people who eat little kids, and want to become gods.

Things I like about this episode:

When Mickey screams like a girl when he opens the closet full of rats.

When This happens "Sarah Jane Smith: What about you? Where do you fit in the picture? 
Mickey Smith: Me? I'm their man in Havana. I'm their technical support. I'm... 
[realises] 
Mickey Smith: Oh my gosh. I'm the tin dog! 

When The Doctor tells the Krillitane leader guy this "The Doctor: If I don't like your plan, it will end...I'm so old now. I used to have so much mercy. You get one warning. That was it." 

When The Doctor says "I'm no Dinner Lady. And I don't often say that."

Things I don't  like about this episode:

Nooooo K-9 sacrifices himself!!:-( sad. yaaay The Doctor makes a K-9 Mark IIII For Sarah Jane Smith.

Why doesn't Rose want Mickey to travel with her and The Doctor?

When Mr. Finch eats the orphan girl.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

The Doctor: If I don't like your plan, it will end. 
Mr. Finch: Fascinating. Your people were peaceful to the point of indolence. You seem to be something new. Would you declare war on us, Doctor? 
The Doctor: I'm so old now. I used to have so much mercy. You get one warning. That was it. 


Melissa: Did you have something to do with it?
Kenny: Yeah, I did.
Melissa: Oh my gosh. (shouts to everyone) Kenny blew up the school! It was Kenny!(Everyone cheers for him)


Headmaster Finch: You poor child. Poor... thin child. Come inside. It's nearly time for lunch.


The Doctor: It's very well-behaved, this place. I thought there would be happy slapping hoodies. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones. pleased with himself. Yeah? Yeah? Oh yeah! Don't tell me I don't fit in.


Rose: See? This is me. Dinner Lady.
The Doctor: I'll have the crumble.
Rose: I'm so going to kill you.


Dinner Lady: What are you doing?
Rose: Calling an ambulance.
Dinner Lady: No need. She's quite alright. screams come from inside the office. It's fine. She does that.


Sarah Jane Smith (Elisabeth Sladen): Hello.
The Doctor: Oh, I should think so.
Sarah Jane: And you are?
The Doctor: Hm? Ah, Smith. John Smith.
Sarah Jane: John Smith. I used to have a friend who sometimes went by that name.
The Doctor: Well it's a very common name.
Sarah Jane: He was a very uncommon man. Nice to me you.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you. Yes, very nice. More than nice. Brilliant.


The Doctor: Hello Sarah Jane.
Sarah Jane: It's you. Doctor. Oh my god, it's you isn’t it? You've regenerated.
The Doctor: Half a dozen times since we last met.
Sarah Jane: You look.... incredible.
The Doctor: So do you.
Sarah Jane: I got old. What are you doing here?
The Doctor: Well, UFO sightings, school gets record results. I couldn't resist. What about you?
Sarah Jane: Same. They laugh. I thought you'd died. I waited for you and you didn't come back, and I thought you must have died.
The Doctor: I lived. Everyone else died.
Sarah Jane: What do you mean?
The Doctor: Everyone died, Sarah.
Sarah Jane: I can't believe it's you. Mickey screams. Okay, now I can.


Rose: Who's she?
The Doctor: Rose, Sarah Jane. Sarah Jane, Rose.
Sarah Jane: Hi. Nice to meet you. You can tell you're getting older. Your assistants are getting younger.
Rose incensed: I'm not his assistant.
Sarah Jane: No? to the Doctor: Look at you, Tiger.


The Doctor: K-9! Rose Tyler, Mickey Smith, allow me to introduce K-9. Well K-9 mark III to be precise.
Rose: Why does he look so... disco?
The Doctor: Oy! Listen, in the year five thousand this was cutting edge. What happened to him?
Sarah Jane: One day just— nothing.
The Doctor: Well didn't you try and get him repaired?
Sarah Jane: It's not getting a part for a Mini Metro. Besides technology inside him could rewrite human science. I couldn't show him to anyone.
The Doctor: Oo. What's the nasty lady done to you?
Rose: No offense, but can you two just stop petting for a minute? Never mind the tin dog, we're busy.


Mickey: You see what's impressive is it's been nearly an hour since we met her and I still haven't said "I told you so".
Rose: I'm not listening to you.
Mickey: Though I have prepared a little "I was right" dance I can show you later.


Rose: I wouldn't touch it though. That Dinner Lady got all scorched.
The Doctor: I'm no Dinner Lady. And I don't often say that.

The Doctor: You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can't spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on. Alone. That's the curse of the Time Lords.


The Doctor: Don't forget to leave the window open a crack.
Mickey: What? He's metal.
The Doctor: I didn't mean for him.


Finch: And what of the Time Lords? I always thought of you as such a pompous race. Ancient, dusty senators so frightened of change and... chaos. And of course, they're all but extinct. Only you, the last.
The Doctor: This plan of yours, what is it?
Finch: You don't know?
The Doctor: That's why I'm asking.


Rose: The thing is, when you two met, they'd only just got rid of rationing. No wonder all that space stuff was a bit too much for ya.
Sarah Jane: I had no problem with space stuff. I saw things you wouldn't believe!
Rose: Try me.
Sarah Jane: Mummies!
Rose: I've met ghosts.
Sarah Jane: Robots. Lots of robots.
Rose: Slitheen. In Downing Street.
Sarah Jane: Daleks!
Rose: Met the Emperor.
Sarah Jane: Gas mask zombies.
Rose: Anti-matter monsters.
Sarah Jane: Real living dinosaurs!
Rose: Real living werewolf!
Sarah Jane: The Loch Ness Monster!
Rose: Seriously?


Finch: Their lives are so fleeting. So many goodbyes. How lonely you must be, Doctor. Join us.
The Doctor: I could save everyone.
Finch: Yes.
The Doctor: I could stop the war.
Sarah Jane: No. The universe has to move forward. Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love. Whether it's a world or a relationship, everything has its time. And everything ends.


Mr. Finch: Forget the Shooty Dog thing.


The Doctor: Goodbye, old friend.
K-9: Goodbye Master.
The Doctor: You good dog.
K-9: Affirmative.


Finch: You bad dog.
K-9: Affirmative.


Rose: What do I do? Do I stay with him?
Sarah Jane: Yes. Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.


Mickey Smith: Okay, no time to explain, we need to get inside the school. Do you have, like, I don't know, a lock picking device? 
K9: We are in a car. 
Mickey Smith: Maybe a drill attachment? 
K9: We are in a car. 
Mickey Smith: Fat lot of good you are 
K9: We are in a car. 
Mickey Smith: Wait a second. We're in a car. 
K9: Affirmative. 
Mickey Smith: [shouts out window] Get back! 
[crashes car through main doors] 


Rose Tyler: They're rats! Vacuum packed rats! 
The Doctor: [to Mickey] And you decided to scream. 
Mickey Smith: It took me by surprise! 
The Doctor: Like a little girl! 
Mickey Smith: It was dark, I was covered in rats! 
The Doctor: Nine, maybe ten years old. I'm seeing pigtails and a frilly skirt. 


Mickey Smith: Oh, mate, the missus and the ex. Welcome to every man's worst nightmare! 


Rose: With you, did he do that thing where he'd explain something at like, ninety miles per hour, and you'd go, "what?" and he'd look at you like you'd just dribbled all over your shirt?
Sarah Jane: All the time! (They laugh.) Does he still stroke bits of the TARDIS?
Rose: Yeah! Yeah! He does! I'm like, "do you two wanna be alone?" (They laugh some more. The Doctor walks in.)
The Doctor: How's it going? (They laugh even harder.) What? Listen, I need to find out what's programmed inside these -- (They are practically falling down laughing. The Doctor looks bewildered.) What? (as they carry on laughing) Stop it!

TARDIS!

The Christmas Invasion Season 2 Episode 0

Yay first full episode with the new Doctor in it.

I like this episode. I just don't know what to say about it though..... well it's a great episode and has a wonderful plot.

This episode gets a scariness rating of........... 1. it's kinda scary when the sycorax pop up on the screen, and when all the people are about to jump off the edge of the building but not very scary.

Things I like about this episode:

When The Doctor beats the Sycorax leader and then the guy trys to attack him and he throws the orange at the button on the wall and the guy falls to his death and The Doctor says "No second chances; that's the sort of man I am."

When The Doctor hand gets chopped off and then he grows a new one (because he had regenerated recently) and he says "(in a funny accent) Its a fightin' hand!!".

Things I don't like about this episode:

When Harriet Jones orders Torch Wood to kill the Sycorax. Why??!!!? I have a lot of these WHY moments when i'm watching DW, I know it didn't really happen but still, some things I just don't like.

When Rose gives up on The Doctor. He wouldn't ever let Rose down.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

The Doctor: My head! 
[groans in pain] 
The Doctor: I'm having a neuron implosion... I need... 
Jackie Tyler: What do you need? 
The Doctor: I need... 
Jackie Tyler: Just say it! 
The Doctor: I need... 
Jackie Tyler: Tell me, tell me, tell me! 
The Doctor: I need... 
Jackie Tyler: Painkillers! 
The Doctor: I need... 
Jackie Tyler: D'you need aspirin? 
The Doctor: I need... 
Jackie Tyler: Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I dunno, Pepto-Bismol? 
The Doctor: I need... 
Jackie Tyler: Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E? 
The Doctor: I need... 
Jackie Tyler: Is it food? Something simple? Bowl of soup? Nice bowl of soup? Soup and a sandwich? Bowl of soup and a nice ham sandwich? 
The Doctor: I *need* you to *shut up*! 
Jackie Tyler: Oooh, he hasn't changed that much, has he? 


The Doctor: We haven't got much time. If there's pilot fish then... why is there an apple in my dressing gown? 
Jackie Tyler: Oh, that's Howard's, sorry. 
The Doctor: He keeps apples in his dressing gown? 
Jackie Tyler: He gets hungry... 
The Doctor: What, he gets hungry in his sleep? 
Jackie Tyler: Sometimes.


Jackie Tyler: I'm gonna be killed by a Christmas tree! 


Danny Llewellyn: That means they might not be Martians at all! 
Major Blake: Of course not, Martians look completely different. 


Mickey Smith: Tea. While we're waiting for the world to come to an end. Very British. 


Rose Tyler: [after checking the Doctor's heart-rate with a stethoscope] Both working... 
Jackie Tyler: What d'you mean, both? 
Rose Tyler: Well, he's got two hearts. 
Jackie Tyler: Oh, don't be stupid. 
Rose Tyler: He has! 
Jackie Tyler: [pause] Anything else he's got two of? 


Sycorax Leader: I can summon the armada and take this world by force! 
The Doctor: Well, yeah, you *could*, you could do that, course you could, but *why*? Look at these people, these human beings, consider their potential. From the day they arrive on this planet and blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do... no, hold on... sorry, that's the Lion King... but the point still stands! Leave them alone! 
Sycorax Leader: Or what? 
The Doctor: Or... 
[grabs Sycorax broadsword] 
The Doctor: ...I challenge you! 
[the Sycorax roar and shout] 
The Doctor: Ooh, that struck a chord... 


[first lines] 
The Doctor: Jackie, Mickey, blimey! No, no, no, no, hold on. Wait there! I've got something to say. I've got something I had to tell you. Something important, what was it? No, no, no, hold on. Tch tch tch tch... Oh, I know! Merry Christmas! 


The Doctor: No second chances. I'm that sort of a man. 


The Doctor: I gave them the wrong warning. I should have told them to run, as fast as they can. Run and hide, because the monsters are coming - the human race. 


The Doctor: Tea! That's all I needed! Good cup of tea! Super-heated infusion of free-radicals and tannin, just the thing for healing the synapses... 


Sycorax Leader: You stand as this world's champion? 
The Doctor: Thank you. I've no idea who I am, but you've just summed me up. 


Does anyone read all these?


The Doctor: [Doctor has just regenerated a new hand] This new hand, (silly accent)it's a fightin' hand! 


Harriet Jones: I know that at this time it is the Queen's speech, but there is something more important. But don't worry, the Royal Family are okay. 
[turns off camera] 
Harriet Jones: Are they all right? 
[muttering] 
Harriet Jones: Ah, they're on the roof as well. 


The Doctor: Don't challenge me, Harriet Jones. 'Cause I'm a completely new man. I could bring down your Government with a single word. 
Harriet Jones: You're the most remarkable man I've ever met. But I don't think you're quite capable of that. 
The Doctor: No, you're right. Not a single word. 
[pause] 
The Doctor: Just six. 
Harriet Jones: I don't think so. 
The Doctor: Six words. 
Harriet Jones: Stop it! 
The Doctor: Six. 
[approaches Alex, whispering in his ear] 
The Doctor: Don't you think she looks tired? 


The Doctor: [as Sycorax Leader celebrates cutting The Doctor's hand off] You cut my hand off! And now I know what sort of man I am. I'm lucky, because quite by chance, I'm still within the first 15 hours of my regeneration cycle, which means I have just enough residual cellular energy to do this. 
[spontaneously grows hand back] 
Sycorax Leader: Witchcraft? 
The Doctor: Time Lord! 


The Doctor: Now. First thing's first. Be honest. How do I look? 
Rose Tyler: Different. 
The Doctor: Good different or bad different? 
Rose Tyler: Just different. 
The Doctor: Am I... ginger? 
Rose Tyler: No, you're sort of just... brown. 
The Doctor: Aww, I wanted to be ginger. I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler, fat lot of good you were, you gave up on me. Ooh, that's rude. Is that all I am now? Rude? Rude and not ginger? 


Sycorax: Who are you? 
The Doctor: Well, that's the question, isn't it? 
Sycorax: I demand to know who you are! 
The Doctor: I DON'T KNOW! I mean, I know I'm the Doctor, but beyond that, I-I just don't know. I literally do not know who I am. So I'm testing. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? 
[hopeful] 
The Doctor: Sexy? 
[he winks at Rose] 
The Doctor: Am I an old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed? Left-handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor, a liar, a nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob. 


If anyone actually read all these please tell me. 


WOW!! lots of good quotes in a Christmas special!

TARDIS!