Evolution of The Daleks Season 3 Episode 5

I think this episode had a lot of potential. But I don't think this is how it should have ended. Why did the cult of Skaro have to go against Dalek Sec?! They could have lived in peace, but that's just not what Daleks do.

Summary of this episode HERE

This episode gets a scariness rating of 1. Daleks, a Dalek-Human hybrid, pig slaves, and human "shells" that turn into Dalek-humans(a bit of timelord gets mixed in too).

Things I like about this episode:

When Martha uses metal poles to conduct the lightning strike to the elevator so it kills the pig slaves. Finally she does something clever.

When The Doctor holds on to the lightning rod when the gamma ray hits, and makes the Dalek-Humans part Timelord.

I think this is the only episode that The Doctor actually helps the Daleks.(I don't think he should do it in the future... or the past.)

Woohoo! The Doctor saves the world again!

Things I don't like about this episode:

When the cult of Skaro imprisons Dalek Sec because he's not a "Pure" Dalek. This episode would have been so cool if the Dalek humans were good and The Doctor found them a planet to live on. Then The Doctor would never have to fight the Daleks again.

When the Daleks kill Dalek Sec.

Of course a Dalek does an "emergency temporal shift" to escape The Doctor. Again! Now he'll have to face them another time.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

Dalek Sec: What is that sound?
The Doctor: Ah. Well. Now. That would be me. Hello! Surprise! Boo! Etcetera.
Dalek Sec: Doctor.

Dalek Sec: Observe humanity. For all their faults they have such courage.

Martha: We worked it out—there's Dalekanium on the mast. And it's good to see you too, by the way.
The Doctor: Oh, come here! hugs Martha as the elevator closes. See? Never waste time on a hug.

Dalek Sec: My Daleks, just understand this; if you choose death and destruction, then death and destruction will choose you. (Dalek Sec is smart)

Dalek Sec: You... have betrayed me! 
Dalek Thay: You told us to imagine.. and we imagined your irrelevance.

The Doctor: Daleks are bad enough at any time, but right now they're vulnerable. And that makes them more dangerous than ever. 

Martha Jones: Do you reckon it's gonna work, those two? 
The Doctor: I don't know. Anywhere else in the universe I might worry about them, but New York- it's what this city's good at. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses and maybe the odd pig-slave-Dalek-mutant-hybrid, too. 
Martha Jones: [laughs] The pig and the showgirl. 

Dalek Thay: You will die, Doctor. At the beginning of a new age. 
Dalek Jast: Planet Earth will become New Skaro. 
The Doctor: Oh, and what a world! With anything just the slightest bit different ground into the dirt. That's Dalek Sec; don't you remember? The cleverest Dalek ever, and look what you've done to him. Is that your new Empire? Hmmm? Is this the foundation for a whole new civilisation? 

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Daleks In Manhatten Season 3 Episode 4

Sorry I haven't written a review in a while. also this is the first story in the new series to be written by a woman.

Here is the summary.

Sooo, the Daleks again. They survived from the last time by doing an "emergency temporal shift", and I guess they ended up in 1930. So the Daleks are using the Empire state building for what?? And are they suggesting that it was build because the Daleks needed it?

This episode gets a scariness rating of 1.5. The Daleks, creepy pig slaves that were human, and a human Dalek.

Things I like about this episode:

They went from new new york to new York!

The Doctor is really awesome! He made a DNA scanner thing from scratch from things in 1930! He's so cool!!

The Dalek human is pretty cool, but kinda creepy at the same time.

Things I don't like about this episode:

Mr. Diagoras. He's pretty messed up, he says he wants to rule the city no matter what it takes. He's more of a Dalek then a Human.

The Daleks. Like The Doctor says "They survive. They always survive while I lose everything."

I Really don't like the pig slaves, they're scary. They remind me of the pig in the Aliens of London.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

Dalek Caan: This day is ending. Humankind is weak; you shelter from the darkness. And yet... you have built all this. 
Mr. Diagoras: That's progress. Gotta move with the times, or you get left behind. 
Dalek Caan: My planet is gone. Destroyed in a Great War. Yet versions of this city stand throughout history. The human race always continues. 
Mr. Diagoras: We've had wars. I've been a soldier myself, and I swore then I'd survive. No matter what. 
Dalek Caan: You have rare ambition. 
Mr. Diagoras: I'm gonna run this city, whatever it takes. By any means necessary. 
Dalek Caan: You think like a Dalek. 
Mr. Diagoras: I'll take that as a compliment.

The Doctor: They survived, they always survive, while I lose everything... 
Tallulah: The metal thing? What was it? 
The Doctor: It's called a Dalek. And it's not just metal, it's alive. 
Tallulah: You're kidding me. 
The Doctor: Do I look like I'm kidding? Inside that shell, there's a creature born to hate... whose only thought is to destroy everything and everyone that isn't a Dalek too. It won't stop until it's killed every human being alive. 
Tallulah: But if that's not a human being, that kinda' implies... it's from outer space. 
[beat] 
Tallulah: Yet again, that's a no with the kidding, oy. 

Dalek Caan: We are the only four daleks in existence. So the species must evolve to survive. A life outside the shell. The children of Skaro will walk again! (He did he say walk *again*? Is that suggesting that the daleks used to be different?)

[as Mr Diagoras is being brought to Dalek Sec] 
Dalek Thay: [gets in the way] Halt! This action contradicts Dalek imperative. 
Dalek Jast: [also gets in the way] Daleks are supreme! Humans are weak! 
Dalek Sec: But there are millions of humans and only four of us. If we are supreme, why are we not victorious? 
[Dalek Thay and Dalek Jast look at each other] 
Dalek Sec: The Cult of Skaro was created by the Emperor for this very purpose: to imagine new ways of survival. 
Dalek Thay: But we must remain pure! 
Dalek Sec: No, Dalek Thay. Our purity has brought us to extinction! We must adapt to survive. You have all made sacrifices and now I will sacrifice myself, for the greater cause, for the future of Dalek kind. 

Martha Jones: You can't experiment on people, it's insane. It's inhuman! 
Dalek: We are not human. 

Tallulah: Hey, you're lucky, though. You got yourself a forward-thinking guy, with that hot potato in the sharp suit. 
Martha Jones: Oh, he's not - We're not - together. 
Tallulah: Oh sure you are! I've seen the way you look at him, it's obvious. 
Martha Jones: Not to him. 
Tallulah: Oh! I should have realized. He's into musical theatre, huh? What a waste. 

Foreman: So these, uh, these new bosses. What's their names? 
Mr. Diagoras: I think you could say they're from "out of town." 
Foreman: Italians? 
Mr. Diagoras: Bit further than that. 
Foreman: How much further? 
Mr. Diagoras: Beyond your imagination.

Martha: I'm so glad to see you.
The Doctor: Yeah well you can kiss me later. You too Frank, if you want.

Martha: Doctor, I think you'd better get back here. Doctor!
The Doctor: Actually, good point.
Martha: They're following you.
The Doctor: I noticed that. Right then. Martha, Frank, Solomon.
Martha: What?
The Doctor: Em... basically... Run!

Solomon: We got stockbrokers, we got a lawyer. But you're the first doctor. Place gets classier by the day

Dalek Hybrid: [final line] I am a human Dalek. I am your future!

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Gridlock Season 3 Episode 3

Sorry I didn't write a review yesterday. Here's one today!

I wonder what the Face of Boe was talking about when he said "you are not alone" to The Doctor. Just wait until the end of this season!

This episode gets a scariness rating of 1. Martha almost gets eaten by Macra, a big face in a jar, creepy people selling "moods", and a cat who's after The Doctor.(but still not too scary.)

Summary of this episode.

Things I like about this episode:

Yeah! The Doctor Saves New Earth again!!

When The Doctor Jumps down From car to car on the motorway and says he's from the "Motorway foot patrol". Also if you look closely(and can read Chinese) in the car with the Chinese girls, on the poster on the wall it says Bad Wolf(in Chinese). By the way, I can't read Chinese, it says it in the summary.

Things I don't like about this episode:

Novice Hame. She still creeps me out. It is good that she's not using humans for experimentation any more.

When Martha gets kidnapped. It seems that whenever The Doctor turns his back something bad happens.

When The Face of Boe dies. But by sacrificing himself he saves a whole bunch of people.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

Martha: Are they selling drugs?
The Doctor: I think they're selling moods.
Martha: Same difference.

Martha: You traveled five miles in twelve years?
Milo: I think this one's a bit slow.

Cheen: All waste products are recycled as food.
Martha: (throws food on ground) Okay.

The Doctor: Look after this. I love that coat. Janis Joplin gave me that coat.

Brannigan: This Martha, she must mean a lot to you.
The Doctor: I was too busy showing off.

Novice Hame: (about the bliss virus) It killed the world in seven minutes flat.

Valerie Brannigan: He's completely insane! 
Thomas Kincade Brannigan: That, and a bit magnificent. 

Face of Boe: But know this , Time Lord, you are not alone.

The Doctor: New New York can start again. And they've got Novice Hame. Just what every city needs, cats in charge. 

The Doctor: How about another planet? 
Martha Jones: Can we go to yours? 
The Doctor: Nah, there's plenty of other places. 
Martha Jones: Come on, though. I mean "Planet of the Time Lords". That's gotta be worth a look. What's it like? 
The Doctor: It's beautiful, yeah... The sky's burnt orange, with the citadel enclosed in a mighty glass dome, shining under the twin suns. Beyond that, the mountains go on forever. Slopes of deep red grass, capped with snow. 
Martha Jones: Can we go there? 
[pause] 
The Doctor: Nah, where's the fun for me? I don't want to go home. 

The Doctor: You've been driving for two months? 
Thomas Kincade Brannigan: Do I look like a teenager? We've been driving for 12 years now. 
The Doctor: [in disbelief] Sorry? 
Thomas Kincade Brannigan: Yeah, started out as newly weds. Feels like yesterday. 
Valerie Brannigan: Feels like 12 years to me. 

The Doctor: Novice Hane! 
[he hugs her] [Pushes her away]
The Doctor: No, hold on get off, last time we met you were breeding humans for experimentation! 

The Doctor: I lied to you, 'cause I liked it. I could pretend, just for a bit, I could imagine they were still alive underneath the burnt orange sky. I'm not just a Time Lord: I'm the last of the Time Lords. The Face of Boe was wrong. There's no one else. 
Martha Jones: What happened? 
The Doctor: There was a war. A Time War. The last great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks for the sake of all creation, and they lost. They lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now, my family, my friends, even that sky. Ah, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south, the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver. When they caught the light every morning, they lit the forest on fire. We always had... 
[sound trails off] 

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The Shakespeare Code Season 3 Episode 2

The Doctor says he'll take her on one trip. Yeah right, he ends up having her with him for the whole season!

The Doctors's silly. It's never one trip!(unless they mess something up!)

(Link to summary.... HERE!)

This episode gets a scariness rating of 2.25!! Creepy witch people that use the power of words as their magic, People getting drowned on dry ground, other people being eaten(well, one guy), and crazy people.

Things I like about this episode:

At the end when queen Elizabeth the 1st is like Doctor!! My Sworn enemy!! And he's like what? What?!!WHAT??!!!! I love it when he does that! (It is explained briefly  in a later episode)

When The Doctor shows Shakespeare the psychic paper and he says it's blank. He's the first person(besides the torchwood guy and the Doctor, but they don't count) to know it's blank! The Doctor says it proves that he's a genius. 

When Shakespeare says "EXPELLIARMUS!" 

When Martha says "I don't even have a toothbrush!" and The Doctor pulls one out of his jacket pocket. Why does he have a toothbrush in his pocket?!(sounds like my dad) 

When The Doctor says the seventh Harry Potter book made him cry. Hahaha! He battles the universes worst aliens, and a book makes him cry. Words are powerful, even if your not a Carrionite!

Things I don't like about this episode:

The Carrionites are creepy. Also, did they eat that guy at the begining????!

When one of the "witches" stops one of The Doctors hearts. Good thing he has a spare!

The Mad house was kinda creepy, all the people screaming. The Architect guy was Really creepy, his pupils were dilated really small, and he shook, and was just plain creepy. 

Awesome quotes from this episode:

[after landing with the TARDIS] 
Martha Jones: But are we safe? I mean, can we move around and stuff? 
The Doctor: Of course we can. Why not? 
Martha Jones: It's like in those films: if you step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race. 
The Doctor: Then, don't step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you? 

The Doctor: Not so different from your time. Look... 
[points to a man who is shovelling dung into a bucket] 
The Doctor: ... they have recycling. 
[They pass men standing around a barrel of water] 
The Doctor: Water cooler moments... 
Street Preacher: And the Earth will be consumed by flames! 
The Doctor: And global warming. 

Shakespeare: To be or not to be... 
[pauses] 
Shakespeare: Oooh, that's quite good. 
The Doctor: You should write that down. 
Shakespeare: Bit too pretentious? 

The Doctor: Come on! We can have a good flirt later! 
William Shakespeare: Is that a promise, Doctor? 
The Doctor: Oh, fifty-seven academics just punched the air. Come on.

Martha Jones: So, magic and stuff? It's a surprise, it's all a bit Harry Potter. 
The Doctor: Wait till you read book 7. Oh, I cried. 

The Doctor: [shouting] The play's the thing. 
[turning to Shakespeare] 
The Doctor: And yes, you can use that. 

The Doctor: [after a witch stopped one of his hearts' beating] Only one heart working... how do you cope like this? 

Lilith: Oh, but your heart grows cold. A north wind blows and carries down the distant... Rose? 
The Doctor: Oooh, BIG mistake! Because that name keeps me fighting!!!(he just can't get over Rose)

William Shakespeare: How can a man so young have eyes so old? 
The Doctor: I do a lot of reading. 

The Doctor: Mr. Shakespeare, isn't it? 
William Shakespeare: Oh, no. No no no. Who let you in? No autographs, no you can't have yourself sketched with me, and please don't ask where I get my ideas from. Thanks for your interest, now be a good boy and shove... 
[he then notices Martha] 
William Shakespeare: Hey, nonny nonny! 

The Doctor: Rage, rage, against the dying of the light... 
William Shakespeare: I might use that. 
The Doctor: You can't, it's someone else's. 

Martha Jones: Do you have to pass a test to fly this thing? 

The Doctor: Yes, and I failed it. 

[about the female roles on stage] 
Martha Jones: Those are men dressed as women, yeah? 
The Doctor: Nothing ever changes in London. 

Martha Jones: Where's Shakespeare? I wanna see Shakespeare! Author! Author... 
[looks at The Doctor cautiously] 
Martha Jones: Do they say that? Do they say "Author?" 
Audience: Author! Author! 
[the whole audience begins to chant "Author!] 
The Doctor: Well... They do now. 

William Shakespeare: 'Close up this din of hateful decay, decomposition of your witches' plot! You thieve my brains, consider me your toy, my doting doctor tells me I am not!' 
Lilith: No! Words of power! 
William Shakespeare: 'Foul Carrionite specters, cease your show, between the points... ' 
[he looks to The Doctor for help] 
The Doctor: 761390! 
William Shakespeare: '761390! Banished like a tinker's cuss, I say to thee... ' 
[he again looks to The Doctor] 
The Doctor: Uh... 
[he looks to Martha] 
Martha Jones: Expelliarmus! 
The Doctor: Expelliarmus! 
William Shakespeare: 'Expelliarmus!' 
The Doctor: Good old JK! 

Martha Jones: Am I alright? I'm not going to get carted off as a slave or anything? 
The Doctor: Why ever would you think that? 
Martha Jones: Well, not exactly white, in case you hadn't noticed. 
The Doctor: Well, I'm not exactly human. Just walk round like you own the place, always works for me. 

The Doctor: Queen Elizabeth I! 
Queen Elizabeth: Doctor! 
The Doctor: [surprised] What? 
Queen Elizabeth: My sworn enemy! 
The Doctor: What? 
Queen Elizabeth: Off with his head! 
The Doctor: WHAT? 

Pikeman: Stop in the name of the Queen!
Martha: What have you done to upset her?
Doctor: How should I know? Haven't even met her yet. That's time travel for you. Still, can't wait to find out.
(They get to the Tardis and he lets Martha in.)
Doctor: That's something to look forward to. Ooo! 

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Smith And Jones

Hey it's Martha! She's the next companion in case anyone didn't catch that.

Here's the link to a summary of this episode, Click here. (sorry, the only place I could find summaries of all the episodes was wikipedia. If you know of a better place tell me!

This episode gets a scariness rating of 1.75! Big rhino aliens(Jadoon) with guns, a vampire lady(plasmavore) that is scary, and a whole hospital transported onto the moon.

YAY! The Jadoon get the plasmavore!

I love it when The Doctors sonic screwdriver gets fried and he says "I love my sonic screwdriver!" then he just throws it! He's weird. And funny.

Things I like about this episode:

When The Doctor walks up to Martha on the street, takes his tie off and says "like so". When I saw this I was just as confused as Martha, but then it got explained at the end. Normally when The Doctor tells people he's got a time machine they believe him.

When The Doctor says "Jadoon platoon on the moon..." I keep saying this, but The Doctor is so weird and silly!

When Martha is listening to his heart and realizes that he has two, and she's like ?????????!??!??! Because he has two hearts. in case anyone didn't know that either.

Things I don't like about this episode:

Why didn't Martha just unplug the MRI machine in the first place(when it was going to kill everybody)? Doesn't that seem like the first thing you'd think of? Hmmmm.. This machine is going to fry the brains of half the people on Earth, what should we do??!! Unplug it stupid! Why didn't she think of that!!

Why are the Jadoon so stupid? Why didn't they do full scans to make sure everyone was human in the first place? If they new the Plasmavore could seem to be human you'd think that would be the logical thing to do.

Awesome quotes from this epsode:

The Doctor popping up: Like so. {he takes off his tie} See?

Martha: Have you got a brother?
The Doctor: No. Not anymore. Just me.( so The Doctor Had a family at one point, i guess.)

Mr. Stoker: There's a thunderstorm moving in and lightning is a form of static electricity. As was best proven by... anyone?
The Doctor piping up: Benjamin Franklin.
Mr. Stoker: Correct.
The Doctor: My mate Ben. That was a day and a half. I got rope burns off of that kite. And then I got soaked. —
Mr. Stoker: Quite.
The Doctor: And then I got electrocuted.

Martha: Why's everyone fussing about rain?
Julia Swales: It's going up.
Tish Jones: The rain is going up.

Martha: We've got air. How does that work?
The Doctor: Just be glad it does.

Martha: I promise you, Mr. Smith. We will find a way out. If we can travel to the moon then we can travel back. There's got to be a way.
The Doctor: It's not Smith. That's not my real name.
Martha: Who are you then?
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor.
Martha: Me too, if I ever pass my tests. What is it then, Dr. Smith?
The Doctor: Just the Doctor.
Martha: How d'you mean, just the Doctor?
The Doctor: Just. The Doctor.
Martha: What, people call you the Doctor?
The Doctor: Yeah.
Martha: Well I'm not. As far as I'm concerned you've gotta earn that title.
The Doctor: Well I better have a start then.

The Doctor: One thousand people. Suffocating.
Martha: Why would anyone do that? {a ship sounds overhead.}
The Doctor: Heads up. Ask them yourself.

The Doctor: Oh look down there! You've got a little shop. I love a little shop.(The Tenth Doctor has a thing for little shops in hospitals!)
Martha: Never mind that! What are Judoon?
The Doctor: They're police. Well, police for hire. They're more like interplanetary thugs.
Martha: And they brought us to the moon?
The Doctor: Neutral territory. According to galactic law they've got no jurisdiction over the Earth and they've isolated it. That rain, lightning. That was them. Using an H2O scoop.

[a patient smashes a vase over a Judoon trooper's helmet] 
Judoon: Witness: The Crime. Charge: Physical Assault. Plea: Guilty. Sentence: Execution! 
[the Judoon leader shoots the patient with a powerful laser, which disintegrates him on contact] 
Oliver Morgenstern: You didn't have to do that. 
Judoon: Justice is swift. 

Martha: What's that thing?
The Doctor: Sonic screwdriver.
Martha: Well if you're not going to answer me properly.
The Doctor: No really, it is. It's a screwdriver and it's sonic. Look.
Martha: What else have you got, laser spanner?
The Doctor: I did, but it was stolen by Emily Parkhurst. Cheeky woman.

Martha: If they're police, are we under arrest? Are we trespassing on the moon or something?
The Doctor: No. But I like that! Good thinking. No, I wish it were that simple. They're making a catalog, that means they're after something non-human which is very bad news for me.
Martha: Why? {he looks at her.} Oh, you are kidding me. Don't be ridiculous. Stop looking at me like that.

Martha: You're completely mad.
The Doctor: You're right. I look daft with one shoe. Barefoot on the moon!

The Doctor: Nah, it’s only Roentgen radiation. We used to play with Roentgen bricks in the nursery.

The Doctor: Have you seen? There are these... things. These... great, big space rhino things! I mean rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big space rhinos, with guns, on the moon! And I only came in for my bunions! Look, they're all fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely, I said to my wife, I said, I recommend this place to anyone. But then we end up on the moon! And... 
[faltering] 
The Doctor: did I mention the rhinos? 

Martha Jones, The Doctor: [on the TARDIS, The Doctor mouthing along silently] It's bigger on the inside! 
The Doctor: [aloud] Is it? I hadn't noticed. 

Judoon: You will need this.
Martha: What's that for?
Judoon: Compensation.

Judoon: Confirm. Plasmavore. Charged with the crime of murdering the Child Princess of Padrivole Regency Nine.
Finnegan: Well she deserved it!

Oliver Morgenstern: [on the radio] I was there. I saw it happen, and I feel uniquely privileged. I looked out at the surface of the Moon. I saw the Earth suspended in space, and it all just proves Mr. Saxon right. We're not alone in the universe. There's life out there, wild and extraordinary life (Who's Mr. Saxon?? I think we find out soon!)

The Doctor: I just thought, since you saved my life and I've got a brand new sonic screwdriver which needs road testing, you might fancy a trip.
Martha: What, into space?
The Doctor: Well.
Martha: But I can't. I've got exams. I've got things to do. I've got to go into town first thing and pay the rent. I've got my family going mad—
The Doctor: If it helps, I can travel in time as well.
Martha: Get out of here.
The Doctor: I can.
Martha: Come on now. That is going too far.
The Doctor: I'll prove it. {he leaves and returns holding his tie} Told ya.
Martha: No, but— that was this morning. But, did you? Oh my gosh you can travel in time. But hold on, if you could see me this morning why didn't you tell me not to go into work?
The Doctor: Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.

The Doctor: Just one trip. To say thanks! You get one trip then back home. I'd rather be on my own.

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The Runaway Bride Season 3 Episode 0

WOW!!!! Season three! This season has some great episodes, and some not so great episodes. 

YAAY!!!! Christmas special!!! I like Christmas specials!

This episode gets a scariness rating of 1.75! Robot santas with bad tempers, big red scary spider people, and a girl that can transport herself to the TARDIS(or the other way around),but not on purpose.

Things I like about this episode:

When The Doctor makes all the money come out of the ATM, and all the people are running around picking it up.

When The Doctor puts the bio-damper on Donna and he says "I thee Bio-damp". It's funny.

When The Doctor takes Donna to the beginning of the Earth. That's cool that she was the first to see it. (well not really)

I love the way the TARDIS takes off at the end! It looks Really cool!

Things I don't like about this episode:

I don't like Lance. Why is he so stupid to believe the Racnoss? Whenever aliens promise humans that if they do something they'll give them some reward, they always end up being killed by the alien.

When The Doctor and Donna(I keep wanting to write Rose) almost die multiple times.

Why don't aliens ever take The Doctors offer and let him find a place for them to live? Because when they refuse The Doctor shuts them down.

It's kinda sad that Donna doesn't get to marry the person she loves, but I guess that it was better because Lance didn't love her. She will get married though. Eventually.

Awesome quotes from this episode:

Donna: Tell me where I am. I demand you tell me, right now, where am I?
The Doctor: Inside the TARDIS.
Donna: What?
The Doctor: The TARDIS.
Donna: What?!
The Doctor: The TARDIS!
Donna: The WHAT?!!!
The Doctor: It's called the TARDIS!
Donna: That's not even a proper word. You're just saying things.

The Doctor: You're in space. Outer space. And this is my... space ship.
Donna: Who are you?
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. You?
Donna: Donna.
The Doctor: Human?
Donna: Yeah. Is that optional?
The Doctor: Well it is for me.
Donna: You're an alien.
The Doctor: Yeah.

The Doctor: Who are you getting married to? Are you sure he's human? He's not a bit overweight with a zipper in his forehead, is he? (Haha, The Doctor thinks he's a Slitheen!)

Donna: No stupid martian is going to stop me from getting married. To heck with you!
The Doctor: I'm not... I'm not... I'm not from Mars.

Donna: What did you do?
The Doctor: Something... martian.

The Doctor: Listen to me, you've got to jump!
Donna: I'm not jumping on a motorway!
The Doctor: Whatever that thing is, it needs you. And whatever it needs you for, it's not good. Now come on!
Donna: I'm in my wedding dress!
The Doctor: Yes. You look lovely. Come on!

Donna: I can't do it! 
The Doctor: Trust me. 
Donna: Is that what you said to her? Your friend? The one you lost? Did she trust you? 
The Doctor: Yes, she did. And she is not dead. She is *so* alive. Now jump! 

The Doctor: With this ring, I thee bio-damp.
Donna: For better or for worse.

The Doctor: Great big spaceship? Hopping over London? You didn't notice?
Donna: I had a bit of a hangover.

The Doctor running his screwdriver over Donna: It's weird, I mean you're not special, you're not powerful...
Donna: This friend of yours, just before she left, did she punch you in the face? Stop bleeping me!

The Doctor: H.C. Clements was bought up twenty-three years ago by the Torchwood Institute.
Donna: Who are they?
The Doctor: They were behind the Battle at Canary Wharf. {no comprehension} Cyberman Invasion. {nothing} Skies over London full of Daleks.
Donna: I was in Spain.
The Doctor: They had Cybermen in Spain.
Donna: Scuba diving.
The Doctor: That big picture, Donna, you keep on missing it.

Donna: I'm a pencil inside a mug?
The Doctor: Yes you are. 4H. Sums you up.

Lance Benett: Are you telling me this building's got a secret floor?
The Doctor: No, I'm showing you this building's got a secret floor.
Donna: It needs a key.
The Doctor: I don't.

The Doctor: [in a frenzied 'light-bulb' moment] Ahh! The wedding! That's right, you're getting married! That's it! Best day of your life, walking down the aisle... Oh, you're body's a battleground, there's a chemical war inside! Adrenaline, acetocholine, WHAM go the endorphins! You're *cooking*! Yeah! You're like a walking oven, a press cooker, a microwave, all churning away; the buttons reach boiling point and SHAZZAM... 
Donna: [slaps him hard upside the face] 
The Doctor: [disbelief] What did I do this time? 

Donna: Wish we had a time machine. Then we could go back and get it right.

The Doctor: ... Yeah, yeah. But... even if I did, I couldn't go back on someone's personal timeline.... Apparently.

The Doctor: Oh. You know what you said before about a time machine? Well I lied and... now we're going to use it.

The Doctor: They're pulling us back!
Donna: Well can't you stop it? Just lean on the handbrake. Can't you reverse or warp or fade or something?
The Doctor: Backseat driver.

Donna: What did you do?
The Doctor: Guess what I've got, Donna? Pockets.
Donna: How did that fit in there?
The Doctor: They're bigger on the inside.

Donna: You've drained the Thames.

Donna: I missed my wedding, lost my job and became a widow on the same day. Sort of.
The Doctor: I couldn't save him.
Donna: He deserved it. {pause} No he didn't.

TARDIS!