Smith And Jones

Hey it's Martha! She's the next companion in case anyone didn't catch that.

Here's the link to a summary of this episode, Click here. (sorry, the only place I could find summaries of all the episodes was wikipedia. If you know of a better place tell me!

This episode gets a scariness rating of 1.75! Big rhino aliens(Jadoon) with guns, a vampire lady(plasmavore) that is scary, and a whole hospital transported onto the moon.

YAY! The Jadoon get the plasmavore!

I love it when The Doctors sonic screwdriver gets fried and he says "I love my sonic screwdriver!" then he just throws it! He's weird. And funny.

Things I like about this episode:

When The Doctor walks up to Martha on the street, takes his tie off and says "like so". When I saw this I was just as confused as Martha, but then it got explained at the end. Normally when The Doctor tells people he's got a time machine they believe him.

When The Doctor says "Jadoon platoon on the moon..." I keep saying this, but The Doctor is so weird and silly!

When Martha is listening to his heart and realizes that he has two, and she's like ?????????!??!??! Because he has two hearts. in case anyone didn't know that either.

Things I don't like about this episode:

Why didn't Martha just unplug the MRI machine in the first place(when it was going to kill everybody)? Doesn't that seem like the first thing you'd think of? Hmmmm.. This machine is going to fry the brains of half the people on Earth, what should we do??!! Unplug it stupid! Why didn't she think of that!!

Why are the Jadoon so stupid? Why didn't they do full scans to make sure everyone was human in the first place? If they new the Plasmavore could seem to be human you'd think that would be the logical thing to do.

Awesome quotes from this epsode:

The Doctor popping up: Like so. {he takes off his tie} See?

Martha: Have you got a brother?
The Doctor: No. Not anymore. Just me.( so The Doctor Had a family at one point, i guess.)

Mr. Stoker: There's a thunderstorm moving in and lightning is a form of static electricity. As was best proven by... anyone?
The Doctor piping up: Benjamin Franklin.
Mr. Stoker: Correct.
The Doctor: My mate Ben. That was a day and a half. I got rope burns off of that kite. And then I got soaked. —
Mr. Stoker: Quite.
The Doctor: And then I got electrocuted.

Martha: Why's everyone fussing about rain?
Julia Swales: It's going up.
Tish Jones: The rain is going up.

Martha: We've got air. How does that work?
The Doctor: Just be glad it does.

Martha: I promise you, Mr. Smith. We will find a way out. If we can travel to the moon then we can travel back. There's got to be a way.
The Doctor: It's not Smith. That's not my real name.
Martha: Who are you then?
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor.
Martha: Me too, if I ever pass my tests. What is it then, Dr. Smith?
The Doctor: Just the Doctor.
Martha: How d'you mean, just the Doctor?
The Doctor: Just. The Doctor.
Martha: What, people call you the Doctor?
The Doctor: Yeah.
Martha: Well I'm not. As far as I'm concerned you've gotta earn that title.
The Doctor: Well I better have a start then.

The Doctor: One thousand people. Suffocating.
Martha: Why would anyone do that? {a ship sounds overhead.}
The Doctor: Heads up. Ask them yourself.

The Doctor: Oh look down there! You've got a little shop. I love a little shop.(The Tenth Doctor has a thing for little shops in hospitals!)
Martha: Never mind that! What are Judoon?
The Doctor: They're police. Well, police for hire. They're more like interplanetary thugs.
Martha: And they brought us to the moon?
The Doctor: Neutral territory. According to galactic law they've got no jurisdiction over the Earth and they've isolated it. That rain, lightning. That was them. Using an H2O scoop.

[a patient smashes a vase over a Judoon trooper's helmet] 
Judoon: Witness: The Crime. Charge: Physical Assault. Plea: Guilty. Sentence: Execution! 
[the Judoon leader shoots the patient with a powerful laser, which disintegrates him on contact] 
Oliver Morgenstern: You didn't have to do that. 
Judoon: Justice is swift. 

Martha: What's that thing?
The Doctor: Sonic screwdriver.
Martha: Well if you're not going to answer me properly.
The Doctor: No really, it is. It's a screwdriver and it's sonic. Look.
Martha: What else have you got, laser spanner?
The Doctor: I did, but it was stolen by Emily Parkhurst. Cheeky woman.

Martha: If they're police, are we under arrest? Are we trespassing on the moon or something?
The Doctor: No. But I like that! Good thinking. No, I wish it were that simple. They're making a catalog, that means they're after something non-human which is very bad news for me.
Martha: Why? {he looks at her.} Oh, you are kidding me. Don't be ridiculous. Stop looking at me like that.

Martha: You're completely mad.
The Doctor: You're right. I look daft with one shoe. Barefoot on the moon!

The Doctor: Nah, it’s only Roentgen radiation. We used to play with Roentgen bricks in the nursery.

The Doctor: Have you seen? There are these... things. These... great, big space rhino things! I mean rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big space rhinos, with guns, on the moon! And I only came in for my bunions! Look, they're all fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely, I said to my wife, I said, I recommend this place to anyone. But then we end up on the moon! And... 
[faltering] 
The Doctor: did I mention the rhinos? 

Martha Jones, The Doctor: [on the TARDIS, The Doctor mouthing along silently] It's bigger on the inside! 
The Doctor: [aloud] Is it? I hadn't noticed. 

Judoon: You will need this.
Martha: What's that for?
Judoon: Compensation.

Judoon: Confirm. Plasmavore. Charged with the crime of murdering the Child Princess of Padrivole Regency Nine.
Finnegan: Well she deserved it!

Oliver Morgenstern: [on the radio] I was there. I saw it happen, and I feel uniquely privileged. I looked out at the surface of the Moon. I saw the Earth suspended in space, and it all just proves Mr. Saxon right. We're not alone in the universe. There's life out there, wild and extraordinary life (Who's Mr. Saxon?? I think we find out soon!)

The Doctor: I just thought, since you saved my life and I've got a brand new sonic screwdriver which needs road testing, you might fancy a trip.
Martha: What, into space?
The Doctor: Well.
Martha: But I can't. I've got exams. I've got things to do. I've got to go into town first thing and pay the rent. I've got my family going mad—
The Doctor: If it helps, I can travel in time as well.
Martha: Get out of here.
The Doctor: I can.
Martha: Come on now. That is going too far.
The Doctor: I'll prove it. {he leaves and returns holding his tie} Told ya.
Martha: No, but— that was this morning. But, did you? Oh my gosh you can travel in time. But hold on, if you could see me this morning why didn't you tell me not to go into work?
The Doctor: Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.

The Doctor: Just one trip. To say thanks! You get one trip then back home. I'd rather be on my own.

TARDIS!

The Impossible Planet Season 2 Episode 8

I like this episode, it's pretty scary. The Ood are creepy, but when they start talking in a scary low voice and killing people with their communicators they become that much scarier!

This episode gets a scariness rating of 3.75. The Doctor and Rose are stuck orbiting a black hole, Creepy possessed bald things with tentacle mouth things, a  possessed guy with weird writing on his face, and a scary voice coming from a monster in the center of a planet.
 Possessed guy.

Things I like about this episode:

The Ood are kinda creepy, especially when they're possessed like in this picture.


When The Doctor lands the TARDIS in a cupboard. It's funny because he's flown the thing for like 900 years and he still can't make it land in the center of a place.

When Rose realizes that she might not ever get home or off Krop Tor. I don't think she realized before just how dangerous traveling with The Doctor is. Most of his companions don't realize the danger.

Things I don't like about this episode:

When Scooti is killed by the possessed Toby. And everyone watches her float away to the black hole.

When The TARDIS is lost and The Doctor and Rose are stuck. if that happened to me I would probably freak out. wouldn't you?

That Creepy voice of the "Beast".

When Toby starts hearing a voices why doesn't he tell someone?! When stuff like this happens In movies or TV shows they never tell anyone, WHY??!!

Awesome quotes from this episode:

The Doctor about the TARDIS: I don't know what's wrong with her. She's sort of... queasy. Indigestion, like she didn't want to land.
Rose: Well if you think there's gonna be trouble, we could always get back inside and go somewhere else. {they laugh}
The Doctor looking around: I think... we've landed inside a cupboard.


The Doctor: Hold on. What does that say? {examines the writing} That's weird, it won't translate.
Rose: But I thought the TARDIS translated everything—writing as well. It should say English.
The Doctor: Exactly. If that's not working then it means this writing is old. Very old. Impossibly old. We should find who's in charge. We've gone beyond the reach of the TARDIS’ knowledge—not a good move.


The Ood: We must feed. We must feed. We must feed... {hits communicator} you. If you are hungry.
The Doctor: Sorry?


Mr. Jefferson: Captain, you're not going to believe this. We've got people. Out of nowhere. I mean real people. I mean two living people. Just standing here. Right in front of me.
Zachary Cross Flane: Don't be stupid. That's impossible.
Jefferson: I was just telling them that.
But you're a sort of space base. You must have visitors now and then. It can't be that impossible.
Jefferson: You're telling me you don't know where you are?
The Doctor: No idea. More fun that way.


Zach: Oh my gosh, you meant it.
Scooti Manista: People. Look at that, real people.
The Doctor: That's us. Hooray!
Rose: Yeah, definitely real. My name's Rose. Rose Tyler. And that's The Doctor.


Ida Scott: ...and this, this is home.
Zach: Brace yourselves. The sight of it sends some people mad.
Rose: That's a black hole.
The Doctor: That's impossible.
Zach: I did warn you.
The Doctor: We're standing under a black hole.
Ida Scott: In orbit.
The Doctor: But we can't be.
Ida: You can see for yourself—we're in orbit.
The Doctor: But we can't be!
Ida: This lump of rock is suspended in perpetual geostationary orbit around that black hole without falling in. Discuss.
Rose: And that's bad, yeah?
The Doctor: Bad doesn't cover it.


Rose: But if there's no atmosphere out there, what's that?
Ida: Stars breaking up, gas clouds. We have whole solar system's being ripped apart above our heads before falling into that thing.
Rose: So a bit worse than a storm then.
Ida: Just a bit.
Rose: Just a bit, yeah.


The Doctor: There we go. D'you see? To generate that gravity field and the funnel you'd need a power source with an inverted self-extrapolating reflex of six to the power of six every six seconds.
Rose: That's a lot of sixes.
The Doctor: And it's impossible.
Zach: It took us two years to work that out.
The Doctor: I'm very good.


Toby Zed: It's buried beneath us—in the darkness, waiting.
Rose: What's your job, Chief Dramatist?


The Doctor: Excuse me, Zach, wasn't it?
Zach: That's me.
The Doctor: Just stand there. 'Cause I'm going to hug you. Is that all right?
Zach: 'Spose so.
The Doctor: Here we go. Comin' in! Human Beings. You are amazing. Ha! Thank you.
Zach: Not at all.
The Doctor: But apart from that you're completely mad. You should pack your bags, get back in that ship and fly for your lives.

The Doctor: I've trapped you here.
Rose: No. Don't worry about me. Okay, we're on a planet that shouldn't exist, underneath a black hole... with no way out. Yeah, I've changed my mind. Start worrying about me.


Rose: I did that job once. I was a dinner lady. Not that I'm calling you a lady. Although I don't know, you might be. Do you actually get paid, though? Do they give you money?
Ood: The Beast and his armies shall rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
Ood: Apologies. I said, "I hope you enjoy your meal."
Rose not so sure: Yeah.


Rose: Don't forget to breathe. Breathing's good.
Zach: Rose, stay off the comm.
Rose: No chance.


Ida: Well, we've come this far. There's no turning back.
The Doctor: Oh, did you have to? "No turning back." That's almost as bad as, "nothing can possibly go wrong" or "This is going to be the best Christmas Walford's ever had."


The Doctor: We've found something. Looks like metal, like some sort of seal. I've got a nasty feeling the word might be "trap door." Not a good word, "trap door". Never met a trap door I liked.


The Beast (through the Ood): He has woven himself in the fabric of your life since the dawn of time. Some may call him Abaddon. Some may call him Krop Tor. Some may call him Satan. Or Lucifer. But do not despair. The Deathless Prince. The Bringer of Night. These are the words that shall set you free.


The Beast (through the Ood): I have been imprisoned for eternity. But no more. The pit is open. And I am free!

TARDIS!